[Dexter walks downstairs from his room past his dad, who is sitting in a chair reading a paper]
Dad: "Happy Birthday Dexter!!!"
Dexter: "Dad it's not my birthday"
Dad: "What? It says on the calendar that today is your birthday! See! [hands Dexter calendar]"
Dexter: "Dad, that says that today is trash day"
Dad: "Err... that would be what now?"
Dexter: "Ugh...nevermind...I'm leaving...see ya"
Mom [walks up behind Dad]: "Have a good time now hon"
Dad [as soon as Mom starts talking]: "AAAAGH!!!!!"
Dad [when Mom is done talking]: "You scared the cheese out of me!"
[Dexter walks over to his friend Leroy's house]
Leroy: "Why hello Dexter!